The Secret Ingredient

While discussing our plans for the weekend...

Me: What are you plans for the weekend?
Student: The new Sponge Bob Movie comes out tomorrow!
Me: Oh yeah! Who are you going to watch it with?
Student: My mom and brother!
Me: So, what is this storyline about?
Student: Well, Sponge Bob is in search of the secret ingredient of crabby patties.
Me: Squidword won't give it to him?
Student: No, he won't.
Me: What do you think the secret ingredient is?
Student: I think the secret ingredient of crabby patties is love.

Oh my gosh.  HEART. MELTED.

Beauty sleep

Me:  Are you excited that it's Friday?  No school for two days!
Client: Yeah!  I don't have to wake up early and have my beauty sleep messed up.