Student: Have you ever fed ducks?
Me: Yeah, I have actually.
Student: That means you've killed them.
Me: What?
Student: Yeah, one the speeches, during toastmasters today was about how when you feed ducks, they get really fat, their stomachs can't handle the bread or crackers, and they die.
Me: Oh....well I won't do it anymore!
Student: Don't worry, you didn't know. You're still going to Heaven.
Whew! :-)
Me: Yeah, I have actually.
Student: That means you've killed them.
Me: What?
Student: Yeah, one the speeches, during toastmasters today was about how when you feed ducks, they get really fat, their stomachs can't handle the bread or crackers, and they die.
Me: Oh....well I won't do it anymore!
Student: Don't worry, you didn't know. You're still going to Heaven.
Whew! :-)
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