Ross Has a Smell?

During a session, one of my clients stops to admire my Michael Kors purse that was sitting on a table nearby.

Client:  Oh I like your purse!
Me: Thank you!
Client:  Where did you buy it? Target?
Me: Actually I got it at Ross!

She leans over to smell my purse.

Client: Oh yeah, it smells like Ross.
Me:  Ross has a smell??
Client: Yeah, Ross smells like blueberries and doctors.

Haha, I didn't know that Ross had a smell.  And what do doctors smell like?? 

Dressing Up For Halloween

Me: So, what are you going to be for Halloween?
Student:  Oh nothing, I am not going to dress up for Halloween.
Me:  You're not going to dress up?  How come?
Student:  Oh, I don't want to get ugly.

What does he think of the rest of us on Halloween??  lol